Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
how does that bad decision feel?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
