i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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