why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
