First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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