Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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