All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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