i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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