Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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