it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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