Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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