So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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