do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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