I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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