Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Randomize
