How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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