we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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