Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize