After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
This baby is an asshole
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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