North Korea, Best Korea!
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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