Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Farmville is her only friend.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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