somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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