Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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