and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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