HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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