what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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