i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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