They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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