I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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