If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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