how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
COCAINE IS GR8
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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