Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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