Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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