i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart