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(818): View more from California

Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???

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(818): Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe??? http://tfl.nu/qjrf

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(250): View more from British Columbia

She looked kinda like Mario Batali?

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(250): She looked kinda like Mario Batali? http://tfl.nu/17rh

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(716): View more from New York

you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.

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(716): you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all. http://tfl.nu/2dp0

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(905): View more from Ontario

She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.

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(905): She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was. http://tfl.nu/uuuj

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(210): View more from Texas

every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY

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(210): every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY http://tfl.nu/204o

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(480): View more from Arizona

It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.

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(480): It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car. http://tfl.nu/gkht

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(813): View more from Florida

Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.

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(813): Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials. http://tfl.nu/g3k6

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(903): View more from Texas

I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.

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(903): I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission. http://tfl.nu/3lm1

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(734): View more from Michigan

you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.

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(734): you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you. http://tfl.nu/57kx

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(517): View more from Michigan

There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are

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(517): There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are http://tfl.nu/38ue

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(850): View more from Florida

I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.

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(850): I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this. http://tfl.nu/urhy

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.

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(215): Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit. http://tfl.nu/g1ie

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.

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(303): Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected. http://tfl.nu/v8lk

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(609): View more from New Jersey

And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny

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(609): And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny http://tfl.nu/jdju

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(757): View more from Virginia

You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.

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(757): You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part. http://tfl.nu/w83y

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