So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities