Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart