google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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