That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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