ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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