Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I will pee on everything he values.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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