TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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