We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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