Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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