I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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