he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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