What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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