I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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