That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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We left an ass print on the piano.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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