drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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