Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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