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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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