I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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