I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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