I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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