let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
tell me about the eggs
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