I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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