so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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