I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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