Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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